WHO IS IN BETTER SHAPE? WHO CAN HANDLE THE GRIND?
WHO IS FIT FOR BINGO NIGHT?
WHO IS FIT FOR THE OVAL OFFICE?
SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT BUSH AND OBAMA, THEY WERE IN GOOD SHAPE…
LIBERTARIAN/FITNESS GUEST: Michael Karolchyk (Car-Ol-Chick), is the CEO of Spartacus Strategies, a leading Libertarian activist, Health Guru and a contributor to DailySurge.com and ClashDaily.com. Michael opens, runs and revamps gyms and fitness centers up and down the east coast of the United States.
“Everyone is asking the wrong question these days; is Hillary Clinton going to be president is the common question put to the Swift-like yahoos of the Main stream media. The bricks of cash in her library from foreign governments, The Benghazi, Uranium gate, File gate, waging war on coal, helping child rapists be sprung from prison are all fair and legitimate topics to be discussed about Hillary. However, I am a fitness expert so I will focus on this one: is Hillary fit to be president?
First, I must confess I don’t like writing this story because my Nana always taught me to respect my elders. Also, my mother is now a 70-year-old nana and those two ladies are two of the three most important woman in my life (Jennifer love Hewitt is still the most important girl in my life; sorry Nana and mom). I was instilled to respect your elders by my Nana and Grandfather so as I type on my keyboard I almost feel my ears burning; my grandfather would pull my ear if I ever showed disrespect to my elders.
However, I have a great duty to my country and my readers to expose the truth on Hillary’s fitness. Sadly, my research has led me to conclude that Hillary should be in charge of her bingo card and not our country. Hillary is 69 going on 90 years old. All the years of not working out, eating properly, duplicity, selling her soul for library profits have aged her prematurely and left her a coughing, listless and senile woman.
Matt Drudge was the first to attack Hillary’s awful health after she had continuous coughing attacks during the Benghazi Select committee testimony and more recently on the campaign trail in Iowa and West Virginia. Then it was later revealed that Hillary fainted from being exhausted from walking too much and fell and hit her head. This lead to wearing those infamous Nana Blue blocker glasses that many stroke victims wear.
A January 2013 email that was procured by a freedom of information request from Judicial Watch revealed many nuggets on Hillary’s hellish health. The email was from Hillary’s best friend, Huma Abedin (wife of the man who takes naked selfies holding furry pussy cats), who was emailing an associate and saying that Hillary “is often confused”. This email was sent months after Hillary received treatment for a blood clot in her head which was discovered after she got a concussion from falling after opening her pickle jar.
Hillary’s 2008 campaign manager Patti Doyle has said that Hillary has no energy and really seems listless most days, “You know she is tired. She gets really tired. Bill gets so much energy from the people at the rallies. Is this Hillary’s favorite thing or fun thing to do? No.”
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